i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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