Whod you bang
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
