Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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