Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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