Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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