you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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