Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
they need to just BURY HIM!
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I can't put those talents on a resume
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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