I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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