There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I think I sprained my soul last night
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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