I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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