I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
