Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Randomize
