Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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