her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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