he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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