used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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