so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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