yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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