So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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