you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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