Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
