the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
My balls are so social today.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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