everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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