But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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