Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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