Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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