if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just want nice things and good sex
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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