Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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