I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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