This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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