doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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