Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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