Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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