What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
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