I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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