I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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