he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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