should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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