Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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