If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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