Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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