Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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