Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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