Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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