when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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