i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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