Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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