ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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