I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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