That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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