Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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