just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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