i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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