You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
i black out too much to be "responsible"
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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