Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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